Chris and Jeff dump out Pandora's Newsstand to see what they might uncover. To their amusement, they discover Vegas style mummy parades, California's nomadic life-size teddy bear, one potential prehistoric yard creature, and a would-be groom with severe commitment - or at least -eyesight issues. Grab your snooker sticks and join the ballyhoo for this week's edition of 'Let's Do News'.