What can we say…Matt’s beard says it all. Yes the finale happened, but let’s get to the good part aka After the Final Rose. Chris Harrison is in trouble because Emmanuel gave him a RUN for his money (seriously, can Emmanuel stay one episode isn’t enough). Rachael and Matt share one final embrace (kinda). Plus, we have our new Bachelorettes AND new hosts. Join us as we recap an exhausting season of the Bachelor.

Time Codes:

00:00 - 00:40 Intro

00:41 - 6:00 Our weeks

6:01 - 10:42 Meghan Markle Interview

10:43 - 22:10 Matt’s Finale

22:11 - 38:41 After the Final Rose

38:42 - 51:49 - Our new Bachelorettes and hosts

51:50 - 52:21 - Outro

Welcome back as we recap last week’s episode of The Bachelor. Hometowns are here and who wouldn’t want to meet all 4 of your girlfriends’ friends and families? From Michelle’s classroom zoom (who paid these kids to ask if their TEACHER has made out with her new boyfriend) to watching Matt sweat through Canadian trivia (basically ABC’s version of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader), we cover it all. Soak up the somewhat mundane drama of this week’s episode because next week is Women Tell All, and we have a feeling it won’t be pretty.

Time Codes:

00:00 - 1:20 Intro

1:21 - 6:12 Our weeks

6:13 - 15:52 Bachelor Nation Updates

15:53 - 18:26 Michelle’s Hometown

18:27 - 23:50 Rachael’s Hometown

23:51 - 26:37 - Bri’s Hometown

26:38 - 37:34 Serena P’s Hometown

37:35 - 40:22 Next week’s predictions

40:23 - 40:58 Outro

A lot has happened this past week, Bachelor Nation. We sit down to discuss our thoughts surrounding Chris Harrison’s interview with Rachel Lindsey and his apology, along with Rachael Kirkconnell’s. We then get into the episode and say goodbye to what felt like all the contestants and our predictions moving into the hometown dates.

Time Stamps:

Intro - 0:00

Bachelor Nation Update - 7:31

Rose Ceremony - 27:38

Heather's entrance and exit - 28:59

Serena P's one-on-one - 33:49

Abigail's exit - 34:38

Kit's exit - 36:10

Jessenia's one-on-one - 39:01

Bri and her job - 40:39

Final Four and Outro - 41:28

Welcome back! We’re more than halfway through Matt’s season, but the drama is only ~heating up~. With our newest entrance in a minivan (Hi Heather! Remember our cameo?), a sad goodbye to our queen Katie, and a bowling date with no real incentive, we discuss it all. And if you’re wondering how many episodes are left, don’t miss Nikita breaking it down using math, research, and the science of outfit changes.

Timestamps:

Intro: 0:00

Bachelor Nation update: 5:19

Jessenia & MJ 2-on-1 kinda?: 8:28

Pieper's One-on-One: 11:26

Bowling Group Date: 15:49

Katie's One-on-One: 20:31

Heather's Entrance: 26:27

Who's going home - our predictions: 34:34

Outro: 41:04

Here we go again! Another day, another drama. Join us as we recap the most recent episode of the Bachelor. Starting with Anna and Queen Victoria’s reign of terror coming to an end and ending with another battle on the horizon. I guess all is fair in love in war, right? Well…probably not how these women are playing…

Time stamps:

00:00 - 1:16 Intro

1:17 - 7:15 Our weeks

7:16 - 12:41 Bachelor updates

12:42 - 21:56 Anna and Victoria leaving

21:57 - 29:30 Rachael’s one on one date

29:31 - 36:47 - Farm Group Date

36:48 - 39:48 - Kit’s one on one date

39:49 - 46:00 - MJ vs Jessenia

46:01 - 47:06 - Season predictions

47:07 - 47:55 Outro

Join us as we recap a dramatic new episode. Tensions run high as five new girls join the scene. Our new gal Michelle makes a splash, scoring a one-on-one off the gate while others are subjected to squirreling around and showing off their boxing abilities in the ring. Meanwhile, Queen Katie comes to the rescue once again when it comes to drama in the house (Hot Take: Is Katie being set up as the new Bachelorette??) Make sure to buckle up your pumpkin boats for this one y’all!

00:00 - 00:52 - Intro

00:53 - 05:29 - Our Weekend Recap

05:30 - 13:55 - Bachelor World Updates (Queen Victoria stealing groceries / Bullying allegations against Rachael)

13:56 - 19:50 - Impressions of the 5 new women

19:51 - 23:20 - Group Date #1

23:21 - 25:00 - Victoria vs. Katie Drama

25:00 - 32:58 - Nikita’s Hot Takes

32:59 - 35:49 Michelle’s One-On-One

35:50 - 37:23 - Group Date #2

37:24 - 43:03 - Promo for Next Week / Predictions

42:04 - 42:56 - Matt’s Reaction to House Drama

42:57 - 43:28 - Outro

Join us as we recap the most dramatic episode of the Bachelor! My, my, my, where do we even begin on this one? Kicking it off with the ~steamy~ group date (we never needed to know Chris Harrison was an erotic novelist) to the women basically dragging Sarah out of the mansion (Victoria is scary y’all). And who knew the woman rubbing a dildo everywhere on night one would end up being the most mature and thoughtful person on the show (we have no choice but to stan Katie). Not to mention, we’re falling in like with Serena P. (Top 4?!)

Time Codes:

00:00 - 01:04 -Intro

1:05 - 7:04 -Our Weeks

7:05 - 10:54 - -Bachelor World Updates

10:55 - 15:08 - Group Date

15:09 - 16:52 - Marylynn going home

16:53 - 21:32 - Serena P’s one on one date

21:33 - 23:21 - Where’s Abigail?

23:22 - 45:20 - The drama with Sarag

45:21 - 47:46 - Next week predictions

47:47 - 48:19 - Outro

Welcome back! Join us as we discuss Matt’s first dates and our predictions for the season. The ever popular bridal photoshoot date makes a comeback and the drama has already started - and seems to have come out of nowhere. Bri and Sarah have the first one-on-ones and we think we’ve got some pretty solid top contenders. Only time and maybe TikTok will tell!

Episode Timestamps:

0:00-3:25 - Intro

3:25-8:30 - Bachelor Nation Update

8:30-13:52 - Bri's One-on-One

13:52-17:47 - The Bridal Group Date

17:47-27:59 - Victoria and Marylynn have some drama

27:59-30:15 - Sarah's One-on-One

30:15-36:16 - Top 4 Discussion

36:16 - Outro

We’reeee back! Chris Harrison doesn’t rest and neither do we, join us as we discuss our new Bachelor, Matt James. From our first impression of the ladies (Victoria, Queen of Genovia?) to some of our final four predictions, we cover it all. Plus, will Heather Martin make a guest appearance on our podcast????

Time Codes:

00:00 - 00:25 -Intro

00:26 - 4:49 -Our Weeks

4:50 - 8:42 - -Bachelor World Updates

8:43 - 17:10 - First Impression of Matt

17:11 - 22:21 - Contestants we loved

22:22 - 31:26 - Contestants that stirred up controversy

31:27 - 35:24 - Bachelor influencer + DWTS

35:25 - 40:04 - Season Predictions

40:05 - 40:43 - Outro

We’reeee back! Chris Harrison doesn’t rest and neither do we, join us as we discuss our new Bachelor, Matt James. From our first impression of the ladies (Victoria, Queen of Genovia?) to some of our final four predictions, we cover it all. Plus, will Heather Martin make a guest appearance on our podcast????

Time Codes:

00:00 - 00:40 -Intro

00:41 - 5:04 -Our Weeks

5:05 - 8:57 - -Bachelor World Updates

8:58 - 17:25 - First Impression of Matt

17:26 - 22:36 - Contestants we loved

22:37 - 31:41 - Contestants that stirred up controversy

31:42 - 35:37 - Bachelor influencer + DWTS

35:38 - 40:19 - Season Predictions

40:20 - 40:58 - Outro