If you've ever wondered what it would be like for two twelve year olds to have the keys to the car and the liquor cabinet I've got good news! Buckle up for bullsh*t folks this whole episode is basically one big coping mechanism. My guest is a not-so-anonymous mystery this week, you'll soon find out why.. And when you do it's sure to serve as a reminder that almost all of us either need long painful hours of therapy or a Phat-Pharma sized xanax script. Have a wonderful time listening to two trainwrecks convince each other that they have their ducks in a row!! Love you guys!