It wasn’t the Villa masterclass but, in the cold light of day, it might yet be the point that saves us. We’re diving into the manic, slightly misdirected energy of the Leeds draw, Antonin Kinsky’s physics-defying heroics, and why our frontline has the cutting edge of a butter knife.

Inside the Episode:

• The Tel Paradox: Scores a worldie then attempts aogic-defying defensive acrobatics.
• The Snail and the Ghost: Richy and Muani offered as much threat as a pair of toddler’s safety scissors. We break down the dismal bluntness of a frontline that seems to be running in quicksand.
• Pointless Spite: A 22k-follower account wanted West Ham to win just to spite Arsenal? We discuss why prioritizing Goon hate over Premier League survival is a one-way ticket to a head-wobble.
• Room 101: We bin the "sacred" plastic badge on the floor and re-admit Lange and Vinai.
• Feet of Clay: This week it’s Edgar Davids, Gareth Bale and Lucas Moura.

With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch and Lee Brown

COYS THFC