Boimler loses a shuttle craft & a Klingon, all while starting a bar fight, and almost getting impregnated. Rutherford & Tendi get to check out a Pulsar, but first Rutherford has bad bedside manner and takes out all of the children at once with the Janeway maneuver. Then it's a world without Buffer time, Mariner gets it in the foot!

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Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:00 Welcoming intro

01:18 We don't have a guest today

01:40 Guest replacements

01:55 Might have done some probing

02:30 Our #1

02:52 Hot banana splits

03:30 What's the 7th banana?

04:20 Corrections - Thanks Yum Yum Podcast! Never forget Rom and Quark. Or Sybok https://yum-yum-podcast.simplecast.com/

05:30 Sad news - RIP Ben Cross

06:30 Nichelle Nichols rumors and gofundme = Be sure to research this story

07:44 Unbelievable movie (On Amazon Prime) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2180583/

10:30 GalaxyCon is poppin' - http://galaxycon.com

12:00 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Envoys

12:45 One Wish

13:30 Go to warp catch phrase?

14:00 Get 'er done!

14:30 Come on man, give me the batteries!

15:00 Don't put me in the pod!

15:30 Do I hear paper?

16:00 It fell in my bowl of cereal

16:45 Act One: Blast shield, Career moves, and Worms to-go!

17:45 Food on the shuttle controls

18:00 Sharing insectoid aliens

18:30 Buried a l i v e!

19:15 Rutherford's bridge simulations and career motivations

20:00 All it takes...

20:30 Shocking event

21:00 Back in the day

21:20 BLAST SHIELD!

22:00 Good lines

22:30 Act Two: The search

24:00 Supporting career moves

24:30 Welcome to the bear cave

25:00 Nothing compares to...

25:30 The Janeway Maneuver

26:30 Break the simulator so hard the all kids die!

27:15 Speed walking and tip-toeing

27:40 Great diversion tactic

28:00 A Spurt story

29:00 A Hard Lesson

30:10 The girl wearing red

30:30 Blood wine - the aftermath

30:45 Act Three: For the Truth

32:00 Huoomon! GIVE ME YOUR PROFITS!!!

32:30 Circle of trust

32:45 One Hump

33:45 What you're willing to do for the other

34:30 Dropping off a drunk Klingon

35:30 Rutherford and Tendi - The slow burn - The Jefferies Tube

36:30 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Temporal Edict

37:15 Teaser - The Mess Hall Talent Show

37:15 A "Not a Merry Man" moment

37:30 White Boys

37:50 That Blue Flying V

38:20 What is the meaning of this intense bass? ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

40:00 Act One: Buffer Time

41:10 ...And spores that make you hook up with your best friend's sister

41:30 He's GOT WOOD!

42:00 The call backs Horn, Tar, and Spores

42:45 It happened in both TOS and TNG - When Data was fully functional

43:30 Not getting busy in the turbolift

44:00 Buffer Time! - Not a MC Hammer song.

45:20 Testing the Brig force field integrity

46:00 Act Two: Attack

46:46 Gelrakians hit him in the nuts! And it's like the 2260's

47:30 Kirk Fu

48:00 #1 and Mariner - A little bit of chemistry - IF you want to get a girl's attention, just stab her in the foot!

49:00 It's a mutual thing?

50:25 At least we don't worship wood!

50:30 Act Three: The Boimler Effect

51:00 How to say Gelrakians

52:00 The Boimler Effect and the most important person in the galaxy - Chief O'Brien!

53:00 What do we think of the show?

53:30 If the Enterprise could do it...

54:30 Trek Twitter

56:00 Cancer Missiles

56:30 We'll have a Death Race!

57:00 Next week's show...

57:42 Moist Vessel

58:00 People don't like that word...But moisture is a good thing.

58:30 Burning Rubber

59:20 Wall of Tribbles

59:44 Guest voices played by...

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