Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, Laura and Ryan talk about Steph's fear of having to write fight scenes and how that means we never get to see anything cool, Edward's continued whininess, and are baffled by the way something really important gets totally ignored. TYPICAL.

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