This week: New Planet, who dis?

Archer could wait 7 or 8 days and first scan the planet, make sure it's safe, or we could just skip all that and go shuttle down right now! Also, T'Pol doesn't smile, Travis tells spooky stories, Trip goes Tripping, Novakovich gets beamed in the wind, and Porthos takes a sh-.

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00:00 Episode 57

01:00 Easy Bets

01:30 Rants and WTHs

02:10 Kids Warning!

02:45 Memory Banks, Alien Ass, and Klingons are around Uranus?

03:50 Something Bad and Something Round and Perfect

04:50 Pouring Chandelier and Bouncing Light

05:45 A Job with Your Hand

06:08 CLAP PER ACTIVATION WARNING

06:45 News: RIP Christopher Plummer

07:53 News: Woman In Motion: Nichelle Nichols and NASA Documentary - In Theaters now, and On Digital February 16th

09:00 Hailing Frequencies were not open?

10:00 A pretty damn good job with a hand?

10:33 Nominations for the NAACP Image Award

11:20 Captain Picard's Rios, Actor Santiago Cabrera in CBS's "Salvation"

12:00 Lollipop

12:53 Star Trek: Enterprise S1E4 "Strange New World"

13:30 Class M

14:00 Ensign Cutler the Bug Girl

14:25 Friends with a house fly

14:45 To Probe or to not to Probe? Archer IV

16:23 Rant Time! Archer: Caring about the neighbors vs Breaking and Entering

17:00 Let's bring our microbes and bacteria!

17:20 Heavy Metal Intelligent Shit

18:46 Act I: Scary Campfire Stories

19:30 Dog Gone Going Where No Dog Has Gone Before

20:00 Campfire Pod Story

20:45 Alien World looks just like...

22:06 Sleeping with the Scorpion...Smush or Stun?

23:00 That looked familiar...But was it real?

23:30 Alien Planet Weather Forecast?

24:00 Shuttle Performance Anxiety

25:04 Rant Time! SMILE! :-) And that Camera Roll

26:03 Act II: Stupid Storm

26:46 Tossing Logic Out

27:30 Direct Order

28:00 Don't Go In There!

28:20 Allergy Horror Story

28:34 Go To Hell!!!!

29:00 Flashlights and Food

30:00 Gorignak!!!

31:00 Rock People aren't easy

32:00 Lizard Brain and Bumper Shuttles Bumpin'

33:00 Archer will do it all!

33:50 Red Shirt? Red Underwear?

34:50 Captain's Sports

36:20 Act III: Poisoned Pollen

37:45 Transporter Woes

38:40 Chia Pet Starter Kit

39:30 Phlox - "He's Tripping Balls, Sir"

40:20 Trip goes bad

41:00 When Vulcans Get Loud

41:45 Reminded of Law & Order SVU?

43:20 Act IV: Hangover Regrets

44:00 You never see him again!

44:20 Did Phlox skip a scan?

46:00 Vulcans Don't Do Role-play

46:24 Trip Was Really, Really, Really Trippin'

46:48 DUDE! Buy her dinner first!

47:00 Sleepin-on-the-rock-neck

47:30 We do get more or Cutler. Alas, the Actress passed in '03

48:26 Archer talks them into it

49:15 Challenge Your Preconceptions, Or They'll Challenge You

49:50 Archer's Fault

50:30 Ethan was supposed to die

51:00 Movie reference: Unnecessary Roughness

51:45 Rant! Archer's a Dick!

52:40 It's Really Porthos's Fault?

53:35 Super Bowl Commercials for Paramount +

54:10 That Cable Cut Life

57:56 Next week: "Unexpected"

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