Hey Chums

Shockwaves rocked Chum Nation last week when Hulu REMOVED season season 17. Not to fear: minnows-in-Chief Alyssa and Sylvie swam back to the safety of Mark Cuban's final episode — Season 16, Episode 20. We bid a fond farewell to a legendary shark, and swim through a confusing (but delightful) trove of pitches.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.

TGIF, Chumfam! Join us as we delve into the deeper end of the tank, featuring S17 EP10. Alyssa and Sylvie struggle to understand Gen-Z dating apps, discuss the politics of American soccer, and discover they're on opposite sides of the Great Screen Protector Debate.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.

The episode in which we discover that Sylvie doesn't know the difference between a date and a fig — and that Alyssa believes in (gently) slapping babies. Also, let us know which host from Cabana Boys we should rent for our upcoming Palm Springs trip!

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.

Well, ChumFam, this episode was cooked from the start — not only due to the eye-rolling products, but also because of a devastating technical mishap on the podcast recording side of the house!

Join us as we valiantly power through Kevin saying "I like peepee," a golf product, a particularly sharky offer for "Nampons," and a dystopian 8K screen that's attempting to be a window. In the words of Lori: "I don't want to take on the problems of your journey." S17E6 of Shark Tank, you were a beast.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.

This episode had it all: a guy getting smacked in the head with a surfboard, a snack that enraged us, a beautiful orchestral rendition of the show theme, and, most importantly, SHALOM JAPAN. Backstroke through a truly delightful S17E6 of Shark Tank with us!

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.

Swim with us as we dive into S17E5, featuring bagged olives, birthing gowns, tourniquets for children, and blooming tea. Also, send us your thoughts on Poppi: do you think it's a refreshing healthy bev (Alyssa), or foul sweetened sock nectar (Sylvie)?

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.

We're absolutely chuffed to share that HEY CHUMS is back and chummier than ever! We're diving headfirst into the shallow end with S17E4, swimming our way through "fightwear for women," our "come to sprout moment," and Lori finding her identity as an Orkette <3

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.

As we anxiously but stoically await the impending Rapture, Sylvie and Alyssa visit some of life's most important questions, like, "should something be called a ketchup if it's made with bananas?", and "is knowing your dog's body fat percentage the true key to happiness?" Ponder those and more, in our collective final moments before the eclipse whisks us away to the next plane of existence.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

As one of life's mysteries (that mystery being "what is Dingle Dangle") is solved, many more are introduced, in this feast of an episode that included fish in a can, chili in a bag, and, perplexingly, low-decibel baubles on the head. We'll discuss which entrepreneurs have the rizz and which are making a real Sophie's choice about their companies' futures.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

It's time for another dive into the Tank as we swim through the murky waters of vegan cheese, "pocket panties," a wine ~valise, and something to solve a problem we now know as "NFO." Also: a quick review of Blue Land cleaning products from Chummy friend Brian, and a flashback to one of our favorite lock-related mishaps of all time.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.