Hey, Is This Thing On?!

Hey, Is This Thing On?!

Introducing our newest segment: Richard Reads. 🎙️📖

This week happened to fall on the anniversary of Richard’s brother’s passing, and instead of letting him sit alone with the weight of the day, we gave him a mission: read the most outrageously ridiculous piece of erotica we could find… out loud.

What started as a distraction quickly turned into complete and utter chaos. Richard could barely make it through a sentence, Lex and Vin were crying from laughter, and somehow this bizarre idea became one of the funniest—and most heartfelt—episodes we’ve recorded.

Sometimes healing doesn’t come from having all the right words. Sometimes it comes from laughing until your face hurts with the people who refuse to let you carry the hard days by yourself.

Welcome to the very first installment of Richard Reads… where the stories are questionable, the laughter is uncontrollable, and Richard’s dignity is officially on borrowed time.

Episode 14 is all over the place... and somehow it all makes sense. 😂

This week we're making questionable noises, diving headfirst into the Helen Keller conspiracy rabbit hole, reading the absolutely wild Tampax warning pamphlet, talking banana bread, and discussing when it's finally time to get rid of the red flags. We also get real about chronic pain, why back surgery sounds terrifying, the return of Crooked Taint 2.0, toxic shock syndrome, and why we fully expect to be taken out back if we ever get too old to wipe our own asses.

Basically... buckle up. It's a ride.

Richard survived another birthday somehow, Austin randomly appeared, and this episode immediately dissolves into trauma ASMR, weird whispering, math having a taste, fears of clowns/spiders/cockroaches, and questioning what exactly a “Diddy tablet” is 😭

We also discuss:
• The parent lottery vs daddy issues
• Why trauma makes people funny
• Capturing stink bugs for revenge
• Fake mall store names
• High tacos & amazing food
• Random dancing
• WHO HAS MY VOODOO DOLL?!
• A wholesome Vince & Lex moment
• Richard making entirely too many weird sounds
• And why lying once can ruin trust forever

Hosted by Lex P, DJ Vinny Mac & Richard.

Episode 12 starts with bloopers immediately going off the rails after Theresa (“Monday wife”) and Jr crash the intro 😭 From Scuba Daddy, drunk stories, and rawdoggin’ life…to mushroom convos, Vegas chaos, airport fart attacks, and Richard making Lex violently uncomfortable with ONE phrase…this episode is absolute unhinged energy from start to finish.

Also discussed:
• Trauma humor
• Ballroom dancing
• Soft palate bruising
• Temu inventions
• Human skunk activity
• “ARE YOU KIND?!”
• And why people with dogs are automatically trustworthy

Hosted by Lex P, DJ Vinny Mac & Richard.

Vince is out sick this episode, so things go COMPLETELY off the rails. 💀

We dive into surrogacy, “Carmel crack” in church, getting reported for cheating on COD when you’re literally just decent at the game, and why Richard’s mom gets mad when he tells people he’s adopted…even though he’s not. 😂

Halfway through the episode our edibles kicked in HARD and honestly? You can tell. We talk accidentally taking way-too-strong eddies, tripping on a curb and tearing a hip, why metal in your body suddenly starts hurting when the weather changes, and Richard repeatedly saying “it is SO nice over here” like a malfunctioning NPC.

We also somehow end up discussing:
🔥 BBQ masters
🎲 Dungeons & Dragons
🏛️ My son running Minecraft town meetings like a tiny mayor
🧠 Eye tracking after brain injuries
🌮 24-hour Mexican food cravings
🌶️ Why NOTHING is ever spicy enough for me
🐷 Green pigs & chickens

Basically this episode is what happens when nobody is supervising the podcast.

🎙️ Hosted by Lex P, DJ Vinny Mac & Richard
📍 “Hey, Is This Thing On?!” Podcast

🎙️ EPISODE 10 – BLOOPERS & CHAOS

We finally included bloopers… and yeah, that set the tone for everything that followed 😅

This episode goes everywhere — conspiracies, random debates, questionable takes, and moments that had us crying laughing.
If you like unfiltered conversations, weird topics, and absolutely zero structure… you’re in the right place.

⚠️ Not for the easily offended
😂 Definitely not a serious podcast

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This episode starts off as pure chaos… and honestly it never recovers.

Our best friend Theresa joins us on the mic and the conversation immediately derails. We start off talking about finally monetizing our Facebook content and Hagrid completely losing his mind over our social media outreach.

Then things get… weird.

We dive into the reality of losing your sex drive after a hysterectomy, artificial hormones, libido struggles, and whether things like honey packs or “exercising your taint” actually help.

But that’s only the beginning.

Somehow this episode also includes:

• Hagrid aggressively explaining a woman’s period

• “Don’t look at my butt waffle”

• Ugly Christmas outfits for Vin’s birthday

• Whether Hagrid would cut his hair at 1K followers

• Vince talking Seahawks while Hagrid thinks we’re discussing baseball

• Dumb weed strain names

• The important question: Can you boof RSO?

• “You can boof anything if you're brave enough”

• Hagrid claiming he does not poop

• Greeting people the way dogs do

• Theresa getting auctioned off for goats and ducks

• “I want royalties off my butthole”

• Parenting chaos stories

• Wiener sloths and slowjobs

• Glass bowl toilets

• And somehow… snakes.

This episode is a complete trainwreck and we regret nothing.

Welcome back to Hey, Is This Thing On?

This week we’re joined by our buddy Kris, and honestly… nothing was safe. We kick things off with a horrible Walmart story that somehow turns into a deep dive on service animal laws, violating rights, and why nobody actually knows what they’re legally allowed to do anymore. From toll roads, highways, and REAL ID charges to the unforgettable moment of “and that man kissed me on the lips!” — things spiral fast.

We get into relationships and real life: who actually owns the bed, are women secretly training men for the couch, why looks and lust aren’t everything, and why going to therapy does NOT make you weak. Kris shares his worst date ever, a night of absolute nonsense that somehow cost him $1,000, while we unpack controlling exes and why being brutally honest at the beginning of relationships matters.

Then it gets feral.
Truck driver stories.
A wax-your-butthole guy.
Hagrid’s legendary lot lizard story.
“She washed herself in a puddle and went on to rock the next truck.”
Lot Lizard of the Month.
Biker dudes don’t play.
Bright hair as a warning sign.
And somehow, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie ties it all together.

Unhinged, honest, hilarious, and accidentally insightful.

Buckle up — this episode is a ride. 🎙️🔥