Tara Wood from Love Morning Wood reads her humorous essay 'Hey Kid, Slow Your (Toilet Paper) Roll.' A public service announcement to six of her seven children (the one in diapers doesn't count - yet!)

Tara Wood is a writer, mother of seven vibrant, decent-looking children, and wife of one long-suffering, exceptionally handsome man. Her talents include cursing, polishing off large burritos, making friends with old people and always remembering her next Xanax dose. You can read more of her writing on Facebook, Twitter and her blog.

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Love Morning Wood

Hey Kid, Slow Your (Toilet Paper) Roll

LTYM | Atlanta

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