Hey there, Wocket readers!

This week, I’m switching things up with my very first video post—because, let’s be real, some rants are better served in one take, full of fire and passion. I would love to hear from you whether video content is something you’d like added to the Wocket menu. Please to let me know.

In this edition, I’m personally responding to Humpty’s less than brilliant suggestion that Canada should become the 51st state. (Spoiler: it’s not happening. Ever.)

I’m diving deep into what makes Canada, Canada—from bagged milk (don't knock it 'til you try it) to our universal healthcare, French-Canadian pride, and our perfectly passive-aggressive "sorrys." Oh, and if you think we’ll just roll over because some loudmouth south of the border throws a tantrum, you're seriously miscalculating.

Check out the video where I make it crystal clear why Canada is not—and will never be—the 51st state. FAFO, folks. It’s a good one.

Catch you in the video,DonaldThe Wocket

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