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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to get snacks instead is then taken down by way too many cops, IN teacher of the year retires but not before chasing down and smacking a student so hard his head bounces off a wall, Thai wife is furious her husband chose fun over cooking so she shoots him in the penis with a harpoon and twists it she's not in jail and he's not going home quite yet, and Floridaman's high is what he expected so he calls the cops to test the meth he just got!
We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Beware of Falling Melons / TNP:
https://tnp.straitstimes.com/news/singapore/watermelon-falls-sky-jurong-damages-car-shocks-driver?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1cpDEU1D8_mCdEKfqe06aa_n9do5m0CN4_AEpwp4W1hWP045evPvvMKJg
Blind Old Man Tries to Steal a Chopper / mLive:
https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2022/03/michigan-man-pleads-to-trying-to-steal-helicopter-to-free-covid-patients-from-hospitals.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0WoAr5_s-3JPxdSBD47c1eSouKfLxDc3eQdnju9CJydmzh6u5QFy20o9k
Teacher Smacks a Student / Local12:
https://local12.com/news/nation-world/teacher-of-the-year-winner-arrested-after-seen-on-camera-hitting-a-student-felony-assault-charges-arrest-police-jimtown-high-school-elkhart-county-indiana-education-school-law-cincinnati-ohio?fbclid=IwAR0kFPcOGKuIUCJuXbWs42ragDiE2r_ZlsRNwSIu6cRZgh3eP74vVYDJt4I
No Food Means Harpoon to the Penis / MalayMail:
https://www.malaymail.com/news/life/2022/03/07/thai-wife-shoots-husbands-penis-with-fishing-harpoon-because-he-didnt-cook/2045878
Floridaman "Hey Cops, Test My Meth" / Fox News:
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-calls-911-to-have-meth-tested-for-authenticity-deputies-say
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By The Rum Runnas Podcast | RRPNOn this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A melon strikes a passing car in either a malicious act or the first ever produce smiting, Legally blind 71yr old MI man tries to steal a helicopter (vaguely) makes weird threats to a hospital wants to steal an ambulance and COVID patients decides to get snacks instead is then taken down by way too many cops, IN teacher of the year retires but not before chasing down and smacking a student so hard his head bounces off a wall, Thai wife is furious her husband chose fun over cooking so she shoots him in the penis with a harpoon and twists it she's not in jail and he's not going home quite yet, and Floridaman's high is what he expected so he calls the cops to test the meth he just got!
We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
Follow Us On:
Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod
Featured Stories / Sources:
Beware of Falling Melons / TNP:
https://tnp.straitstimes.com/news/singapore/watermelon-falls-sky-jurong-damages-car-shocks-driver?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1cpDEU1D8_mCdEKfqe06aa_n9do5m0CN4_AEpwp4W1hWP045evPvvMKJg
Blind Old Man Tries to Steal a Chopper / mLive:
https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2022/03/michigan-man-pleads-to-trying-to-steal-helicopter-to-free-covid-patients-from-hospitals.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0WoAr5_s-3JPxdSBD47c1eSouKfLxDc3eQdnju9CJydmzh6u5QFy20o9k
Teacher Smacks a Student / Local12:
https://local12.com/news/nation-world/teacher-of-the-year-winner-arrested-after-seen-on-camera-hitting-a-student-felony-assault-charges-arrest-police-jimtown-high-school-elkhart-county-indiana-education-school-law-cincinnati-ohio?fbclid=IwAR0kFPcOGKuIUCJuXbWs42ragDiE2r_ZlsRNwSIu6cRZgh3eP74vVYDJt4I
No Food Means Harpoon to the Penis / MalayMail:
https://www.malaymail.com/news/life/2022/03/07/thai-wife-shoots-husbands-penis-with-fishing-harpoon-because-he-didnt-cook/2045878
Floridaman "Hey Cops, Test My Meth" / Fox News:
https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-calls-911-to-have-meth-tested-for-authenticity-deputies-say
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