We welcome Tommy back from somehow, yet another vacation.  (2:30) We also welcome back our executive producer, the cricket.  (3:09) Nipples are back in a big way courtesy of Cardi B, but not to worry- Heyy QT does not nipple shame.  (4:28) Quinn's worried that boobs might not be so awesome after seeing them on Instagram all day, every day.  (6:30) Are cell phones even good?  (7:28) Heyy QT discusses their life expectancies.  (8:15) Quinn is clearly scared to go on a date; but should he be? And of course the conversation (10:15) somehow delves back into grocery store talk.  (11:55) Tommy is back on the meat wagon & boy is he excited.  (14:00) Tommy tells us about his birthday plans because that's coming up in 2 months.  (15:26) We learn about Taco Tom's taco tat origin and potential plans for more.  (16:51) Mike Tyson is 53 years and still beating people up.  (18:23) A quick, fun fact about Jimi Hendrix.  (19:40) Quinn wishes he had an afro & Tom loans us a brief review of the movie 'Legally Blonde.'  (21:19) We say literally a few words about Ellen- and that's it.  (21:58) Heyy QT discusses the current state of stand up comedy and it's slow return amidst Covid.  (26:00) Stand up comedy not being back is the newest excuse Quinn is using for his weight gain.  (27:48) A heartfelt shout out to our our wonderful sponsor, Russet potatoes.