It's official- chicks dig Heyy QT as Quinn ran into our number one fan and of course she's a babe.  (3:48) Why do all statues of men have super small wieners? We dive in & discuss.  (8:00) Showering with other dudes is cool until (8:22) you get peed on.  (10:40) Quinn's back to talking about his lack of ass..?  (11:52) Mainly he is confused about a hidden word puzzle that predicted a strange future for him.  (15:30) There's no scarier guy in LA than the old surfer.  (17:30) Do you think morticians get stoked when they see someone get injured?  (21:53) A live-read for our brand new sponsors, "advent calendars."