The boys zag when everyone around them simply zigs. (1:00) A pretty loosely structured soda pop debate takes off & (1:52) the boys introduce west coasters the Royal Crown soda conglomerate. (2:59) We learn about Quinn's life long battle with (self diagnosed) Loose Wrist Syndrome. (4:55) Quinn explains a new, very dumb plan to get rich. (5:30) Are we just a weight loss podcast? (7:05) The boys get a little x-rated while discussing donuts & milkshakes. (9:04) The loosely structured soda pop debate continues with the introduction of midwestern heavyweight Green River. (11:20) Tommy disrespects cream soda. (14:10) The Heyy QT cricket returns. (15:13) Quinn opens up about his beef with the entire state of Indiana and (17:15) Tommy thinks people who live in Denver are all full of shit, but that's probably because he doesn't know how to ski. (19:08) The Heyy QT podcast grew up right near the literal murderer's row of fast food spots, which probably explains their physiques. (21:56) Quinn has some graphic demands for an authority figure of his youth. (23:12) Quinn asks Tom, "So when's the last time you had milk, ya fuckface?"