Learn about becoming a Habeas Humor patron at patreon.com/habehumor Make a one-time contribution to Habeas Humor at paypal.me/habehumor   TRUMP & MUELLER: WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY? We start today with Trump's announcement that he "looks forward" to giving testimony under oath to Robert Mueller. What did he say, what did he not say, and should we hold our breath? Going right to the other end of the spectrum, @EliteSkeptiC visits the show to discuss the importance of evidence-based schooling. After that, we type filthy things into Christian search engines like a couple of twelve year-olds. Sources for this episode: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2018/01/24/toys-r-us-is-closing-182-stores-and-its-competitors-are-ready-to-swoop-in/?utm_term=.cd864dc448e4 https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/01/24/trump-mueller-investigation-interview-under-oath-audio-sot-tsr.cnn https://www.snopes.com/2018/01/23/trump-overstates-missing-texts-involving-fbi-agent/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndeZ2rJk1Lw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7jxc0Emvis ===================== Subscribe to Habeas Humor on iTunes: https://itun.es/us/sms5hb.c Subscribe on Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/habeas-humor Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Ix4wxwinddfzxkzhlmgxajgkuie Email the show: HabeHumor@gmail.com Twitter: @habeashumor Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/habeashumor/ Please note that this podcast is for entertainment only and does not constitute legal advice or form an attorney-client relationship.  All rights reserved

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The Supreme Court blocked the Biden administration's Covid-related eviction moratorium on Thursday, 8/26/21 (apologies for the references in the video to “today’s” Supreme Court decision - it took me longer to finish this than I hoped).  Also, Thought Slime is non-binary, which I forgot at the time of recording, and I reflexively used he/him pronouns. I believe I once heard Thought Slime say they don’t mind he/him pronouns, so hopefully not too much offense is taken. I do apologize anyway.  BTW: Regarding the status of the third Chauvin Chunk, I am going to delay that until the case enters a more active phase since there seems to be very little interest in that content at the moment.  News video clip from CBS: https://youtu.be/0XLNyjuAWCE Thought Slime Landlord Series:  https://youtu.be/g2EWQ4v9wbA https://youtu.be/TBOxrHdTKE0 https://youtu.be/7kn08azqUSU Scaredy Cats channel:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdX6lI1cnIaznkmokdxJQ2Q Millennium Mike response video: https://youtu.be/z-Mt--HZ4sA Sources:  https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/26/politics/supreme-court-eviction-moratorium/index.html  https://www.ramseysolutions.com/retirement/how-many-millionaires-actually-inherited-their-wealth  https://www.ramseysolutions.com/retirement/the-national-study-of-millionaires-research  https://ips-dc.org/the_self-made_hallucination_of_americas_rich/ Learn about becoming a Habeas Humor patron at www.patreon.com/habehumor Make a one-time contribution to Habeas Humor at buymeacoffee.com/habeas Subscribe to Habeas Humor on iTunes: https://itun.es/us/sms5hb.c Subscribe on Stitcher:   https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/habeas-humor Twitter/Instagram: @habeashumor Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/habhumor/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/habeashumor/ Email: HabeHumor@gmail.com Please note that this podcast is for entertainment only and does not constitute legal advice or form an attorney-client relationship. All rights reserved.

Special: US Supreme Court F@#ks Renters; Thought Slime Continues to be Right About Landlords

Here's what's new in the trial of Derek Chauvin: the prosecution protests part of the judge's sentencing order due to the appearance of racial bias against the child witnesses; and the press seeks immediate disclosure of the jurors' identities.  Links: Main case site: https://mncourts.gov/media/StateofMinnesotavDerekChauvin State Letter Brief in Support of Motion to Amend Sentencing Memorandum: https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/MCRO_27-CR-20-12646_Correspondence-for-Judicial-Approval_2021-07-07_20210708080539.pdf Court Sentencing Memorandum: https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/MCRO_27-CR-20-12646_Sentencing-Order_2021-06-25_20210625145755.pdf Statement by Dr. Sarah Vinson: https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/MCRO_27-CR-20-12646_Other-Document_2021-07-07_20210708080542.pdf Judge Opinion Denying Motion to Amend Sentencing Memorandum: https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/Order07132021.pdf Press Motion to Release Juror Identities: https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/MCRO_27-CR-20-12646_Memorandum_2021-08-04_20210804141553.pdf Affidavit of Suki Dardarian: https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/MCRO_27-CR-20-12646_Affidavit-Other_2021-08-04_20210804141550.pdf State Letter Brief in Opposition to Press Motion to Release Juror Identities: https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/Memorandum.pdf Articles Cited By Prosecution: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26371193/ https://psycnet.apa.org/record/1964-03472-001 https://www.law.georgetown.edu/poverty-inequality-center/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2017/08/girlhood-interrupted.pdf https://www.law.georgetown.edu/poverty-inequality-center/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2019/05/Listening-to-Black-Women-and-Girls.pdf https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31295177/ Video Clips: https://youtu.be/kWHj4LzMiak https://youtu.be/GG1GB7bZkI8 https://youtu.be/Apuhj_G90QQ https://youtu.be/Y5rxe-tRYkQ https://youtu.be/tHcdTbhkcyM https://youtu.be/-S7RJxFau84 https://youtu.be/_0olbpl6490 Learn about becoming a Habeas Humor patron at www.patreon.com/habehumor Make a one-time contribution to Habeas Humor at buymeacoffee.com/habeas Subscribe to Habeas Humor on iTunes: https://itun.es/us/sms5hb.c Subscribe on Stitcher:  https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/habeas-humor Twitter/Instagram: @habeashumor Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/habhumor/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/habeashumor/ Email: HabeHumor@gmail.com Please note that this podcast is for entertainment only and does not constitute legal advice or form an attorney-client relationship. All rights reserved.

Derek Chauvin Trial Update (Chauvin Chunks #2)

I have been live-solving the NYT crosswords and posting the vids to YouTube. I decided to link them to Patreon for the benefit of all the wonderful Habeas Humor patrons. On today's puzzle, I got a bunch of help from Yara, and we made excellent time on this puzzle! It's even tight enough to be a bonus episode of the HH podcast. To see the solution, go here: https://youtu.be/hopiQj-NMt4

Bonus audio episode: Cat Helps Solve New York Times Crossword

 June 25 is the scheduled sentencing hearing for Derek Chauvin, the police officer who was convicted in a Minnesota court of the murder of George Floyd. The prosecution is seeking a 30 year sentence, and the defense is seeking probation. In this video, a real lawyer explains why the overwhelming likelihood is that Chauvin will be sentenced to serve between 15 and 20 years in prison. This is the first of Habeas Humor's "Chauvin Chunks" miniseries.   Please note: federal charges are also pending against Derek Chauvin for both the George Floyd killing and a prior incident of alleged police brutality. If convicted in federal court, Chauvin could face life in prison or even the death penalty.     Learn about becoming a Habeas Humor patron at www.patreon.com/habehumor   Make a one-time contribution to Habeas Humor at buymeacoffee.com/habeas   Subscribe to Habeas Humor on iTunes: https://itun.es/us/sms5hb.c   Subscribe on Stitcher:  https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/habeas-humor   Twitter/Instagram: @habeashumor   Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/habhumor/   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/habeashumor/   Email: HabeHumor@gmail.com     This podcast is for entertainment only and does not constitute legal advice or form an attorney-client relationship.   All rights reserved.     Sources:   Links:    https://mncourts.gov/media/StateofMinnesotavDerekChauvin    https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/can-only-a-jury-impose-the-death-penalty    https://www.ussc.gov/research/research-reports/demographic-differences-sentencing    https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/12/us/brock-turner-case-judge-fired-coaching-job/index.html    https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/09/11/ex-judge-aaron-persky-fired-from-high-school-tennis-coach-job/    https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/defense/parole/    https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displayText.xhtml?lawCode=PEN&division=&title=8.&part=1.&chapter=1.&article    https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=PEN&sectionNum=422.55.    https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/defense/penal-code/187/    https://www.revisor.mn.gov/court_rules/cr/id/27/    https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/609.19    https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/244.01    https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/244.05    https://mn.gov/sentencing-guidelines/guidelines/    https://mn.gov/doc/community-supervision/supervision-101faq/    https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/MCRO_27-CR-20-12646_Memorandum_2021-06-02_20210602150808.pdf    https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/Memorandum06022021.pdf    https://mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/Order05112021.pdf    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/19/us/george-floyd-bill-counterfeit.html#:~:text=Floyd%20on%20May%2025%2C%20was,%2420%20bill%20to%20buy%20cigarettes.&text=In%20his%20closing%20arguments%20for,the%20reason%20for%20the%20arrest.    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/derek-chauvin-civil-rights-court-appearance/    https://www.justice.gov/crt/deprivation-rights-under-color-law 

Derek Chauvin Prison Sentence (Chauvin Chunks #1)

The Game Theorists reported on the shocking practice of advertising mobile games using fake game play footage. Did they get it right about false advertising law? Report Fraud to the FTC: https://reportfraud.ftc.gov/#/?pid=B Learn about becoming a Habeas Humor patron at www.patreon.com/habehumor Make a one-time contribution to Habeas Humor at buymeacoffee.com/habeas Subscribe to Habeas Humor on iTunes: https://itun.es/us/sms5hb.c Subscribe on Stitcher:  https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/habeas-humor Twitter/Instagram: @habeashumor Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/habhumor/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/habeashumor/ Email: HabeHumor@gmail.com Please note that this podcast is for entertainment only and does not constitute legal advice or form an attorney-client relationship. All rights reserved. Clips: Game Theory: Are Your Mobile Games ILLEGAL? https://youtu.be/iT6eMorkX78 Office Space https://youtu.be/m4OvQIGDg4I Parkay https://youtu.be/9JoXVPxg_oE Matilda https://youtu.be/UXV-x2YSnpk Nissan sand dune ad https://youtu.be/XD_ymapyjPU   Sources:  https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/media-resources/truth-advertising  https://www.ftc.gov/tips-advice/business-center/guidance/advertising-marketing-internet-rules-road https://doi.org/10.1080/13600834.2017.1289835 http://www.shiningrocksoftware.com/  https://www.justia.com/consumer/deceptive-practices-and-fraud/false-advertising/ https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/41 https://www.ftc.gov/about-ftc/our-history https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/52 https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/55  https://www.loc.gov/law/help/statutes-at-large/81st-congress/session-2/c81s2ch61.pdf  https://history.house.gov/HistoricalHighlight/Detail/15032395622  https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-94-011-7373-5_45  https://www.finance.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/ConfRpt81-1731.pdf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarine  https://fkks.com/uploads/news/AM_2014_Intro_and_US_Chapter.pdf  https://www.justice.gov/civil/consumer-protection-branch-13  https://www.ftc.gov/sites/default/files/attachments/training-materials/enforcement.pdf https://www.ftc.gov/policy/advisory-opinions  https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/blogs/business-blog/2014/01/less-meets-eye  https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2014/01/nissan-north-america-inc-advertising-agency-tbwa-worldwide-inc  https://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=2811dc1f-9b69-447f-979d-631e35c77ad0  https://www.ftc.gov/system/files/documents/cases/tapjoy_final_admin_order_8.18.20.pdf  https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2021/01/ftc-requires-mobile-advertising-company-stop-misleading-users  https://www.ftc.gov/about-ftc/what-we-do/enforcement-authority  https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2013/08/jesta-digital-settles-ftc-complaint-it-crammed-charges-consumers  https://kutv.com/news/nation-world/trump-campaign-refunded-122-million-in-2020-much-of-it-after-donor-complaints-of-fraud https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54509970  https://www.asa.org.uk/rulings/plr-worldwide-sales-ltd-g20-1061644-plr-worldwide-sales-ltd.html  https://law.justia.com/codes/new-york/2013/gbs/article-22-a/350-a  https://law.justia.com/codes/california/2012/bpc/division-7/part-3/chapter-1/article-1/section-17500  https://www.courtlistener.com/opinion/2051615/polonetsky-v-better-homes/ http://nycadmincode.readthedocs.io/t20/c05/sch01/  https://law.justia.com/codes/us/2011/title-15/chapter-22/subchapter-iii/section-1125 https://www.bbb.org/ https://www.bbb.org/code-of-advertising  https://bbbprograms.org/programs/all-programs/national-advertising-division  https://bbbprograms.org/programs/all-programs/children's-advertising-review-unit https://www.esrb.org/faqs/   

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