This week's episode is Hi and Bye Aliens. I’ve Got Stuff To Do., where we ask the important question: what if extraterrestrials travelled 4.2 light-years… only to catch you on a really inconvenient day?

When a perfectly ordinary human is interrupted mid-life-admin by a hovering spacecraft and some extremely polite but wildly inefficient aliens, things get awkward fast. There are forms to sign. There’s probing paperwork. There’s a galactic waiting list. And frankly? There are emails that need answering.

Expect:

Aliens who say “We come in peace” but absolutely do not understand Google Calendar

A heated debate about whether abduction counts as a sick day

The interstellar equivalent of “Can you circle back?”

And one brave human whose only defence against cosmic mystery is mild irritation and a to-do list

If you’ve ever been too busy to be existential, this episode is for you.

Because sometimes first contact isn’t terrifying.

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Also, none of this is true. SMH.

But you'll get some alien jokes. 

#comedypodcasts #smh