Hi, I'm an Adult Who Still Uses Personal Checks by Julia Glum Most people get more mature and distinguished with time, like wine or cheese or Ryan Reynolds. But not me. The older I get, the weirder I’m becoming. Like, it wasn’t until adulthood that I realized I unironically adore tie-dye. I wear limited-edition sneakers with puppies on them. I’m super into that glassblowing competition show on Netflix, and I can’t stop laughing at stupid Star Wars sequel memes.