Hidden Tea Party

By Hidden Tea Party

A podcast recapping and dissecting hit visual novels Umineko: When They Cry and Hatoful Boyfriend.... more

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The podcast currently has 68 episodes available.

Hidden Tea Party episodes:

September 27, 2024 Episode 61: Would you still love me if I was a scarecrow?
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Umineko spoilers here: 49:12-50:10 and 56:53-57:24
BBL Route (5th and 6th class)
In our penultimate Hatoful episode, we dig into the deep lore of some of our favourite birds. Courtney loses interest as Sakuya enters his woke era, Yuuya continues to make us sometimes feel uncomfortable and Nageki reaffirms his status as the saddest, wettest blorbo.
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Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Intro and Outro by Beth Read
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1h 1min
September 19, 2024 Episode 60: Human Flesh Pudding
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BBL Route (3rd and 4th class)
The gang solves the mystery of the blood-stained interloper, Rowan's trope list continues to grow and we all agree that no amount of pornography is going to help Ryouta now. Also, what if Okosan's pudding was human meat?
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Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.
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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Intro and Outro by Beth Read
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1h 5min
August 22, 2024 Episode 59: This is just like Boss Baby
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BBL Route (1st and 2nd class)

It's all kicking off at bird school and we're asking the important questions. Is Shuu really just a red partridge? Can Rowan reverse engineer a visual novel? And are we going to have to read Homestuck?
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FREE PALESTINE
There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.
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Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.
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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Intro and Outro by Beth Read
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1h 15min
August 02, 2024 Episode 58: Shuu-t Me, Doctor
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Shuu Route
It's time for the creepy doctor! Meanwhile, Rowan reveals he's been a goat in a suit the whole time, Courtney educates us on the vore community and we try not to spoil Umineko, even though it's soooo easy to catch up on...
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FREE PALESTINE
There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.
⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠
⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠
Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.
Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠
Intro and Outro by Beth Read
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1h 15min
July 27, 2024 Episode 57: Prostate's Back, Baby
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Yuuya Route
This week, we follow Yuuya into the gritty world of spies, uncomfortable flirting and jorking it in the park. Also, we learn that this podcast has ruined Rowan, but at least he's learned how not to ruin his audio... Right?
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FREE PALESTINE
There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.
⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠
⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠
Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.
Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠
Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠
Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠
Intro and Outro by Beth Read
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58min
July 18, 2024 Episode 56: Our Favourite Cringe Fail Loser Bird
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Anghel Route
This week, we discover the identity of our mystery bird! It turns out he's a weirdo and we love him. Along the way, Jess and Rowan reluctantly learn what a chuuni is, Anghel goes to the shop in D&D and discourse kicks off in the bean fandom.
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FREE PALESTINE
There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.
⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠
⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠
Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.
Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠
Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠
Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠
Intro and Outro by Beth Read
...more
1h 13min
July 11, 2024 Episode 55: Nageki Piss King
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Nageki Route
(Content warning for end of episode: discussion of suicide)
It's an emotional rollercoaster this week folks. We spend most of it in the library, trying to decide if our favourite mourning dove is a redditor, a socially anxious wreck, simply depressed or all of the above. There's one thing we can agree on though, and that's that he's into... piss?
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FREE PALESTINE
There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.
Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠
Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.
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54min
July 05, 2024 Episode 54: Rowan Gets Humiliated and Joins a Punkgeon Polycule
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Both Azami Routes and the Bad End
Rowan spectacularly fails to remember the name of a single character and accidentally suggests bearing your prostate at a pigeon this episode, but that doesn't stop him finding his dream biker gang along the way.
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FREE PALESTINE
There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.
Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠
Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.
...more
58min
June 27, 2024 Episode 53: Notice Me Senpai
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Nanaki Route
This week, we're trying to romance our sleepiest, scrungliest teacher (and ace-aro king) Mr Nanaki. Along the way, Rowan describes his great victory in battle over hit visual novel author Ryukishi07, provides top tips on how to survive inside a chemistry lab, and makes us talk about the Cars franchise again.

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FREE PALESTINE
There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.
⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠
⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠
Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.
Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠
Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.
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59min
June 20, 2024 Episode 52: Courtney Gets Roasted
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Sakuya's Normal and True Routes
Three podcasters have an extremely normal time trying to stay on topic for five seconds. This week, we're critiquing the world's most detestable bird, but Courtney ends up as collateral damage.

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FREE PALESTINE
There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.
⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠
⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠
Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.
Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠
Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠
Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠
Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.
...more
1h 4min

FAQs about Hidden Tea Party:

How many episodes does Hidden Tea Party have?

The podcast currently has 68 episodes available.