My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

Hiding In Plain Sight....


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This episode will hopefully add to the ultimate destruction of Jimbo and The Shit Stains or Jimbo and The Skidmarks...whatever shitty reference you prefer. I sometimes leave my phone in the record mode and leave the room. Since they track me via various ways, one being the television, I know it sounds like the rants of a crazy person but based on what I have heard and read a TV is just a camera or viewing screen in reverse but for those computer engineers with tech skills all one needs to do is reverse the polarity or something I don't totally understand and you can see directly into anyone's home, office or hotel room, basically anywhere that has a tv. So I leave my phone in one room close the door and let it record the shit stains and the idiotic leaders come up with a variety of ideas that border on the line of "did a mentally retarded person come up with this shit? Oh yes.....i was that giant headed retard named Theresa Stevens aka my POS Cunty ex wife. Aka dead dumb bitch. She can be seen in a weeks from now working at the greeters desk at the Chula Vista location of the CA DMV. She is legally required by law to say to every person that comes through the door "Good day to you. My name is Tessa. I am a fat fucking retarded cunt . I had a 1993 Saturn but now I am too fat and retarded to drive. And yes I work at the DMV which you would think could resolve the issue. Nope, as a result of being too fucking fat, top gross, too dumb and a total disgusting cunt that I have to take my own personal short bus everywhere I go and it plays the circus music of "do do doodle lit do do do doodle it do..."like a fucking monkey with a tambourine or some shit. Like the ice cream truck plays. Anyway, that is Tessa The Pile of shit. Satan's fucking Retard. A bitch so terrible that Satan wouldn't fuck her. Satan fucks Hitler every Tuesday morning at six am. You would think he would be cool fuckin a chick. But no. Satan would rather go gay for a few mins and bang Hitler than fuck tessa. In hindsight, that really doesn't say much about me. I need to institute some Fucking standards....jesus what happened to my life....? Anyway, I have been drinking and my goal was to make fun of that terrible shit stain of a Retard Tessa and I think I accomplished that goal. Fuck you tessa. I am going to cut your brainless head off than ahive it up your stretched out asshole. You dumb cunt.
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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