Proponents of conspiracy theories are very clever and have figured out how we, the exalted and all-powerful, remain at the same time everywhere and unseen. In this evil workshop, Bob will introduce budding universal overlords to the strategies by which they can sheathe their ubiquity in anonymity.

[ Slides of Mr. Blaskiewicz's presentations are available at http://podcasts.abruptmedia.com/AtlantaSkeptics/asitp-0010.pdf ]