217 kicks off with a little re-recap of the Texas blowout.  Specifically The Dirty River boys, and their smokin' hot bassist. Chris Sale to the Red Sox? Yeah, we talk about that too (as well as the Cy Young Award winner, Rick Porcello vs. minidick Justin Verlander). Benny B and RZ ALSO get to the bottom of the Billy Ripken "fuckface" story.  We close out with discussion of Tom Brady's 201st win, and a little Princess Leia talk.