It's a new episode, and we're celebrating with a brand new bong! Unfortunately, it's sentient. And terrible.

Still, with the help of some rambunctious neighborhood kids who just want their baseball back, we're able to solve the problems of terminal brand dilution, booze-slinging Alaskan taxi cabs, and fraudulent psychics who prey on well-meaning public officials.

This episode brought to you by a very special legal opportunity.