Apologies for making you see the words "rat" and "lung" and "worm" all strung together like that, but don't worry - it gets worse after you press play. Megan makes you listen to a whole 15 minutes about it! 

But first, Lauren tells the story of a soldier in the Japanese army so committed to his country that he fights World War II for a few extra decades.

We'll be off for a few weeks, but if you get bored, you can always brainstorm topics for us and send them to [email protected]. 

Later, freaks!