Welcome to our trashiest episode yet, friends! We’re talking Florida men, vampires, great sitcom ideas, old fashioned trash, new fashioned trash, and Jane Austen. With also some of our actual content thrown in. Come take a listen!

Maggie is first this week and she has decided to go pretty dark. She’s going to tell the story of John Brennan Crutchley, who was a terrible human being that is possibly responsible for quite a few deaths, but the only thing police were ever able to pin on him was the rape and brutal kidnapping of a young woman. This young woman managed to escape from Crutchley’s home and because of her bravery, he was put in prison, where he eventually died. So, hooray?

Dreia’s story is like a Jane Austen novel that met a Sabrina the Teenage Witch episode and produced an unholy sitcom of epic proportions. She’s going to tell the story of Loftus Hall in Ireland – where the hero of our story fell in love and then died mysteriously in the tapestry room. She still haunts Loftus Hall to this day and she’s not particularly happy that the tapestry room has been converted to a billiards room.

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