We're in Italy today to meet the most romantic snake in the world. After slithering into the home of a poor gardener, he decides it's time to romance the area princess. Things go sideways and he has to flee the castle as a bird--all we can do is hope that there are no clear panes of glass in his way.

For sources and links, check out our Patreon, or follow on Twitter. Our theme music is from Carnaval des Animaux, performed by Aitua.