Aristotle Asparagus and Benjamin Franklin are joined by chapstick salesman Johnson I and his son, dentist Johnson II to make edits to the historical tales of Hector Berlioz's relationship with actress Harriet Smithson, and then to talk about serial killer Ted Bundy's escape from a Colorado court house. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus, Michael Connahay as Benjamin Franklin, Devlin Dante DiMartino as Johnson II, and Pike Clark as Johnson I