Ep. 130 Hit Me Sergeant
Welcome to the bench! We write on the bench, we snack on the bench and we procrastinate on the bench. Today we go deep into Halloween recaps, DJ Tricia, and urination. Just you wait, you don’t even know you need this - but you do.
 
November #BENCHWRITECLUB is due 11/19!
Prompt: Convince someone to eat your least favorite Thanksgiving food.
Email it to 2girlsonabench@gmail.com (no more than 250 words, try to keep it to 3 minutes of writing)
 
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Ep 130 Hit Me Sergeant

Two frustrated writing partners and friends with no time to write. How to procrastinate now? A podcast of course! Find us everywhere @2GirlsonaBench and on BenchPodcasts.com.

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Episode 149 Keep Writing, Keep Snacking
We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and we get sentimental on the bench. But we’re still hilarious, we’ll always have that!
 
Please follow us on TikTok and Instagram – watch for #BenchWriteClub prompts and all things we think are funny (spoiler alert, it’s the same stuff you already love about us or at least what we think you love about us!)
 
Most importantly - don't give up before you start - KEEP WRITING!
 
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Ep 149 Keep Writing, Keep Snacking

Episode 148 Girls That Slay Yeet
We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and it turns out Tricia was right about the Hunt for Red October on the bench. She wanted to make sure everyone knew that. She was also very wrong about the meaning of yeet. Today we have some #BenchWriteClub announcements, including MORE Bench coming to you in the future!
 
Watch for #SnackbookTastings on our upcoming reels, including today’s snack. Also, regarding communion wafer snacks – they are called Obleas and are traditional Mexican snacks sometimes made Cajeta inside (caramel).
 
Speaking of social media - please add us on Threads and Instagram!
 
**** Do you want to participate in our next writing prompt? Help us write our upcoming Aud-comTM (audio-comedy) or join in on the latest prompt! Find all the information on our website: www.benchpodcasts.com under Write Club! Its’s free, fun, and fancy!****
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Ep 148 Girls That Slay Yeet

Episode 147 Jimmy-Wa
We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and we low-key trend set new dances on the bench, obviously. Today we read your #BenchWriteClub submissions for “Steve the Devil Roommate.” Woo-wee-mama!
 
THANK YOU to our Aud-ComTM contributions from:
MaryEllen - @me_brady
Kayla - @KaylaStorytella
Stephanie Hammer - @HRHammer
Bret-Jordan - @bjkdrvr8
 
Please add us on Threads and Instagram!
 
**** Do you want to participate in our next writing prompt? Help us write our upcoming Aud-comTM (audio-comedy) and more! Find all the information on our website: www.benchpodcasts.com under Write Club!****
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Ep 147 Jimmy-Wa

Episode 146 So Many Balls
We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and today we want you to know that we are on Threads, so follow us there and on Instagram! We are looking forward to all your #BenchWriteClub submissions for “Steve the Devil Roommate.” The next submission is due July 28th and it’s easy to join in… go here. It’s fun and only takes a few minutes we promise!
 
Shout-out to @HRHammer – we are so lucky we got to visit IRL! She brought us amazing homemade pastries and participated in all our shenanigans.
 
Our snack today cracked us up, but was also tasty and nutritious. You can look up more about the brand here: https://tomandluke.com/
 
If you can donate to our lovely friend Haley’s gofundme to help with her fight against cancer, please visit her blog for lots of ways you can help! @thejunkyardqueen
 
**** Do you want to participate in next month’s prompt? Help us write our upcoming Aud-comTM (audio-comedy)! Find all the information on our website: www.benchpodcasts.com under Write Club! The next prompt is due on July 28th and we will read your submissions on the next episode.****
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Ep 146 So Many Balls

Episode 145 Doubling Down
We write on the bench, we snack on the bench, we procrastinate on the bench, and today we double down and read your #BenchWriteClub submissions for “Steve the Devil Roommate.” Remember - the next submission is due July 28th and it’s easy to join in… go here. You know you want to!
 
THANK YOU to our Aud-ComTM contributions from:
MaryEllen - @me_brady
Kayla - @KaylaStorytella
Stephanie - @HRHammer
Bret-Jordan - @bjkdrvr8
 
If you can donate to our lovely friend Haley’s gofundme to help with her fight against cancer, please visit her blog for lots of ways you can help! @thejunkyardqueen
 
**** Do you want to participate in next month’s prompt? Help us write our upcoming aud-comTM (audio-comedy)! Find all the information on our website: www.benchpodcasts.com under Write Club! The next prompt is due on July 28th and we will read your submissions on the next episode.****
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Ep 130 Hit Me Sergeant

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