What time is it? It's assasin time! Ice King hires a hit man to teach Finn and Jake are lesson for grounding him. Mahadopus speculates about the assassin black market and the nature of villany in Ooo, while RoseCat bums everyone out talking about racist bandages. Of course, none of this matters in comparison with the further trials and tribulations of Empress Velvet Queenpig, Ruler of all crunches and crinkles and greenstuffs, suffers the ultimate insult. After thinking she was being invited to negotiate the release of the humans sound equipment and keyboard peacefully, her demands were ignored and she once again finds her thoughts turning to revenge. Will Velvet's injury be avenged? Tune in and see!