The Rewatchers ignore their own advice and keep thinking (and thinking and thinking) about Highlander 2: It's Going to Rust, so you don't have to! In their third episode, the Rewatchers delve deep into the Ramirez adaptation of Hamlet, welcome Michael Ironside to Earth with the world's fastest murder train and worst cooking show, and try to unlearn Sean Connery's gross theories on women (especially the dark-haired women of history).