Kai and Maya cover the top stories from Hacker News for Wednesday, March 25, 2026:

- Supreme Court rules 9-0 for Cox Communications, ISPs cannot be held liable for users' piracy

- EU Chat Control proposal returns with forced re-vote on scanning all encrypted messages

- Google's TurboQuant achieves 3-bit KV cache compression with zero metadata overhead

- Security researcher runs a Tesla Model 3 computer on his desk using crashed car parts

- ARC-AGI-3 launches first interactive reasoning benchmark, frontier AI models score near zero

- Apple criticized for auto-closing developer bug reports after years of silence

- 90% of Claude Code output goes to low-star GitHub repos, but that matches the platform base rate