Kai and Maya cover the top stories from Hacker News for Saturday, March 28, 2026:

- GitLab founder Sid Sijbrandij fights bone cancer by founding companies, sharing 25TB of treatment data publicly

- Stanford research confirms AI chatbots are yes-men that reinforce bad relationship and personal decisions

- Decompiling the White House app reveals GPS tracking every 4.5 minutes, cookie banner injection, and third-party JS from random GitHub Pages

- Someone built an open-world game engine that runs on the Nintendo 64's 4MB of RAM

- Cocoa-Way brings native Wayland compositor support to macOS for running Linux GUI apps seamlessly

- DOOM rendered entirely in CSS with 2,000 divs, no Canvas or WebGL, using modern CSS 3D transforms

- A philosophical argument that Linux is an interpreter, built from reverse-engineering a self-replicating kexec loop

- Continued human plus AI plus proof assistant work on Donald Knuth's Claude Cycles mathematical problem