Interesting Fact: The second Gnomish civil war on Earth-3 raged for 1241 standard days. Given the average gnome life span of ninety days, this equates to over 13 life spans and is proportionately the longest war of any species weighing less than eight ounces. 

From the chaos, Ganock Ganock cut through the pretenders and claimed the throne of the Gnomish Gnom. He ushered in the Gnomish Golden Age, and is best known for the architectural marvels he commissioned beneath the pristine lawns of Pleasant Lane. 

Unfortunately, the construction led to the collapse of several front yards. The HOA retaliated with rat poison. The Gnomish people saddled their moles once more and readied themselves for battle. This war proved short lived, as humans were ecstatic to learn of the existence of gnomes. Within hours, the HOA caved to public pressure and allowed the creation of a Gnomish sanctuary. 

Mito, Dolly, and Rob set off for the first televised interview of Ganock Ganock. Navigational difficulties land them in the middle of a vicious neighborhood feud.

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