Want to be virtuoso violinist? A master woodworker? A painting God? A guitar shredding musical instrument player? A motorcycle fix real good (like real good) type of fella?? A word writing semantic processor of textual content? It's easy— all you have to do is get a hobby. Not only will you be able to flex your new skills on all your friends and family while they sit at home helplessly reading world news— you will also learn:

—Discipline

—Self-respect

—Patience

—Mindfulness

And so much more!

Get a hobby today!

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