Joel Murphy and Lars Periwinkle are once again joined by friend and HoboTrashcan contributor Fontina Turner, who took time out of her busy schedule preparing Thanksgiving dinner for her extended family. Fontina discusses her Thanksgiving plans, Lars discusses his family's cocktail list and Joel explains why he won't be slathering his turkey in mayonnaise this year. They also talk Star Wars - including George Lucas' latest ass-hattery - and they do a food-themed MadLibs.