Selty rambles about Zdeno Chara signing with the Islanders, when the Canucks will sign Elias Pettersson and Quinn Hughes, Artemi Panarin rejecting the captaincy for the Rangers, and Philipp Grubauer saying he thinks the Kraken can win the Stanley Cup this season.

*Intro/Outro song: P*ss On Your Grave - Travis Scott (feat. Kanye West), from Rodeo (2015)