In the midst of world diseases, wars, soundcloud rappers and Amanda Bynes tweeting "I want Drake to murder this pussy", an ancient philosopher brought peace to the world. Today, we honor that philosopher Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar for her tremendous work in "A Hoe Never Gets Cold" by keeping you a hoe during the Coronavirus. The world is at a stop, but these hoe tips will keep you and your generation going for years.