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Hold the Roast: Britain Declares War on Beef (and Your Taste Buds
2026 Farting Cows & Melting Ice
British Edition: An Investigative Voices Report
Kindle $5: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHGXM35Z
Flipbook $5: https://online.fliphtml5.com/fzizo/rpis/index.html
They said the climate was changing—
They taxed your cows, banned your beef, and served your children bugs.
This book says: Enough.
From Parliament's methane obsession to DEFRA’s algae smoothies for livestock, this fully illustrated satirical report takes you inside the strange, spiraling world of Britain’s climate food policy. It’s witty. It’s referenced. It’s furious.
📌 What’s Inside:
The myth of “super pollutant” methane
Farmer protests from Cornwall to Catalonia
Real quotes from climate councils, activists, and ministers
Cartoons exposing media fear-mongering
A Roast Dinner Manifesto that will make your gran proud
Whether you’re a butcher, a barrister, or just a Brit who still enjoys a proper Sunday roast—this is the report they hoped you'd ignore.
Keep calm. Question everything. And for heaven’s sake—grill the steak.
Climate Food Control Food ESG Control ivoices
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By Patchwork Radio
2026 Farting Cows & Melting Ice
British Edition: An Investigative Voices Report
Kindle $5: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHGXM35Z
Flipbook $5: https://online.fliphtml5.com/fzizo/rpis/index.html
They said the climate was changing—
They taxed your cows, banned your beef, and served your children bugs.
This book says: Enough.
From Parliament's methane obsession to DEFRA’s algae smoothies for livestock, this fully illustrated satirical report takes you inside the strange, spiraling world of Britain’s climate food policy. It’s witty. It’s referenced. It’s furious.
📌 What’s Inside:
The myth of “super pollutant” methane
Farmer protests from Cornwall to Catalonia
Real quotes from climate councils, activists, and ministers
Cartoons exposing media fear-mongering
A Roast Dinner Manifesto that will make your gran proud
Whether you’re a butcher, a barrister, or just a Brit who still enjoys a proper Sunday roast—this is the report they hoped you'd ignore.
Keep calm. Question everything. And for heaven’s sake—grill the steak.
Climate Food Control Food ESG Control ivoices