Evan & Dave are back in the Rock Chalkosphere, sleep-deprived and fully opinionated. They run through a very “down bad” week for turkeys, Chiefs Twitter, and KU football before pivoting to something much more fun: KU basketball's 3–0 run at the Players Era Festival. They break down Flory and Tiller’s twin tower dominance, Elmarko Jackson’s “who is this guy?!” second half vs. Tennessee, why Melvin Council is both glorious and maddening, and how this team suddenly looks mentally tougher than the last couple years. They also talk NIL money tournaments in Vegas, Darren’s looming return, Bill Self’s surprisingly optimistic comments, and somehow end up in a mini–sociology lecture on why clowns don’t exist anymore. Plus: Pastor Dave’s weekly gambling picks.