The holidays have arrived, and so has the national cortisol spike. David and Rob stumble out of Thanksgiving bloat into a world overtaken by 12-foot Santas, Mariah Carey psy-ops, and a neighborly Christmas-light arms race that probably violates the Geneva Convention. Amid the peppermint mayhem, they tackle the stories actually frying America’s nervous system.

First up: The War on Drugs 2.0, now rebranded as a fight against “narco-terrorism.” Defense contractors are thrilled, civil libertarians are clutching their chests, and drones previously meant for battlefields are now circling fishing boats in the Caribbean. The guys break down the psychology of fear-labeling, the financial incentives behind escalation, and the moral whiplash of punishing addiction with counterterror tactics.

Then: Rush Hour 4 is happening — because apparently the nation ran out of ideas and decided to reboot 2007. Jackie Chan is 70, Chris Tucker has lived 17 lives since the last film, and the reboot says more about our nostalgia addiction than the franchise ever did. The guys unpack the temptation to romanticize the past when the present feels like a migraine.

Finally, the episode ends in a sobering place: weaponized justice. The DOJ’s recent attempts at retribution-style prosecutions get tossed by judges, raising big questions about fear conditioning, democratic drift, and whether we’re normalizing behaviors that used to be the red flags of banana republics.

• Holiday season chaos and why everyone’s dissociating
• “Narco-terrorism” — label or legal shortcut?
• Drones, fear, and the monetization of crisis
• Nostalgia as anesthesia for modern life
• Rush Hour 4 and the psychology of reboots
• Retribution politics and the DOJ as a punishment stick
• How fear conditioning shapes public behavior
• Why privacy collapses during moral panics
• Addiction, bias, and why milkshakes are more like heroin than anyone wants to admit

• Fear breaks — mandatory five-minute resets from the panic-industrial complex. Even drones need a smoke break.
• If a law doesn’t require capital punishment, don’t enforce it as one overseas. Basic adulthood.
• Before green-lighting any movie reboot, the government must fix one public service (start with the DMV). Only then may Jackie Chan do another nonsensical stunt.
• Any agency pushing retribution prosecutions must spend 24 hours in a sensory deprivation tank labeled “Think About What You Did.”

Grab a bourbon, loosen the waistband, and embrace the peppermint-flavored nihilism.
It’s holiday season in America — what could possibly go wrong?

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