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Holiday Hijinks, Smart Home Snafus, and Mittens as Hats - A Laugh Break Podcast
Welcome to Laugh Break! I'm your host Charlie, and today's December 13th - or as I like to call it, the day everyone simultaneously remembers they haven't started their holiday shopping!
Speaking of trending topics, have you seen this new AI fashion designer that's supposed to predict next year's styles? It recently suggested that wearing mittens as hats would be the next big thing. Finally, a use for all those single mittens in my drawer! Though I'm pretty sure my cat's been wearing this look for years when he gets into my winter gear.
You know what's been driving me crazy lately? Smart home devices. Yesterday, I asked my virtual assistant to turn on the living room lights, and it started playing Disco Inferno instead. I mean, yes, technically there was light - from me dancing to The Trammps for 20 minutes. Not the productivity hack I was looking for!
And can we talk about December weather? It's that magical time of year when you leave the house wearing five layers in the morning, only to be carrying them all like a sweaty clothes rack by noon. I've started just rolling down the street like a walking closet. My neighbors probably think I'm training to be a mobile coat check.
The other day, someone asked me why I was carrying both an umbrella and sunglasses. I told them I'm not indecisive - I'm just prepared for the weather to go through all four seasons during my lunch break. That's not anxiety, that's experience!
You know what's funny about this time of year? Everyone's racing to finish their 2024 resolutions before January hits. I saw someone speed-walking while eating a salad and listening to a language learning app yesterday. Now that's what I call multitasking! Though I'm pretty sure saying bon appétit while huffing and puffing doesn't count as becoming fluent in French.
Well folks, that's our Laugh Break for today! Remember, if you're stressed about the holidays, just do what I do - blame everything on Mercury being in microwave. Until next time, keep laughing, keep mittens on your hands (not your head), and don't let your smart home device DJ your next party - unless you're really into 70s disco!
Thanks for listening!
Speaking of trending topics, have you seen this new AI fashion designer that's supposed to predict next year's styles? It recently suggested that wearing mittens as hats would be the next big thing. Finally, a use for all those single mittens in my drawer! Though I'm pretty sure my cat's been wearing this look for years when he gets into my winter gear.
You know what's been driving me crazy lately? Smart home devices. Yesterday, I asked my virtual assistant to turn on the living room lights, and it started playing Disco Inferno instead. I mean, yes, technically there was light - from me dancing to The Trammps for 20 minutes. Not the productivity hack I was looking for!
And can we talk about December weather? It's that magical time of year when you leave the house wearing five layers in the morning, only to be carrying them all like a sweaty clothes rack by noon. I've started just rolling down the street like a walking closet. My neighbors probably think I'm training to be a mobile coat check.
The other day, someone asked me why I was carrying both an umbrella and sunglasses. I told them I'm not indecisive - I'm just prepared for the weather to go through all four seasons during my lunch break. That's not anxiety, that's experience!
You know what's funny about this time of year? Everyone's racing to finish their 2024 resolutions before January hits. I saw someone speed-walking while eating a salad and listening to a language learning app yesterday. Now that's what I call multitasking! Though I'm pretty sure saying bon appétit while huffing and puffing doesn't count as becoming fluent in French.
Well folks, that's our Laugh Break for today! Remember, if you're stressed about the holidays, just do what I do - blame everything on Mercury being in microwave. Until next time, keep laughing, keep mittens on your hands (not your head), and don't let your smart home device DJ your next party - unless you're really into 70s disco!
Thanks for listening!
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By Quiet. PleaseWelcome to Laugh Break! I'm your host Charlie, and today's December 13th - or as I like to call it, the day everyone simultaneously remembers they haven't started their holiday shopping!
Speaking of trending topics, have you seen this new AI fashion designer that's supposed to predict next year's styles? It recently suggested that wearing mittens as hats would be the next big thing. Finally, a use for all those single mittens in my drawer! Though I'm pretty sure my cat's been wearing this look for years when he gets into my winter gear.
You know what's been driving me crazy lately? Smart home devices. Yesterday, I asked my virtual assistant to turn on the living room lights, and it started playing Disco Inferno instead. I mean, yes, technically there was light - from me dancing to The Trammps for 20 minutes. Not the productivity hack I was looking for!
And can we talk about December weather? It's that magical time of year when you leave the house wearing five layers in the morning, only to be carrying them all like a sweaty clothes rack by noon. I've started just rolling down the street like a walking closet. My neighbors probably think I'm training to be a mobile coat check.
The other day, someone asked me why I was carrying both an umbrella and sunglasses. I told them I'm not indecisive - I'm just prepared for the weather to go through all four seasons during my lunch break. That's not anxiety, that's experience!
You know what's funny about this time of year? Everyone's racing to finish their 2024 resolutions before January hits. I saw someone speed-walking while eating a salad and listening to a language learning app yesterday. Now that's what I call multitasking! Though I'm pretty sure saying bon appétit while huffing and puffing doesn't count as becoming fluent in French.
Well folks, that's our Laugh Break for today! Remember, if you're stressed about the holidays, just do what I do - blame everything on Mercury being in microwave. Until next time, keep laughing, keep mittens on your hands (not your head), and don't let your smart home device DJ your next party - unless you're really into 70s disco!
Thanks for listening!
Speaking of trending topics, have you seen this new AI fashion designer that's supposed to predict next year's styles? It recently suggested that wearing mittens as hats would be the next big thing. Finally, a use for all those single mittens in my drawer! Though I'm pretty sure my cat's been wearing this look for years when he gets into my winter gear.
You know what's been driving me crazy lately? Smart home devices. Yesterday, I asked my virtual assistant to turn on the living room lights, and it started playing Disco Inferno instead. I mean, yes, technically there was light - from me dancing to The Trammps for 20 minutes. Not the productivity hack I was looking for!
And can we talk about December weather? It's that magical time of year when you leave the house wearing five layers in the morning, only to be carrying them all like a sweaty clothes rack by noon. I've started just rolling down the street like a walking closet. My neighbors probably think I'm training to be a mobile coat check.
The other day, someone asked me why I was carrying both an umbrella and sunglasses. I told them I'm not indecisive - I'm just prepared for the weather to go through all four seasons during my lunch break. That's not anxiety, that's experience!
You know what's funny about this time of year? Everyone's racing to finish their 2024 resolutions before January hits. I saw someone speed-walking while eating a salad and listening to a language learning app yesterday. Now that's what I call multitasking! Though I'm pretty sure saying bon appétit while huffing and puffing doesn't count as becoming fluent in French.
Well folks, that's our Laugh Break for today! Remember, if you're stressed about the holidays, just do what I do - blame everything on Mercury being in microwave. Until next time, keep laughing, keep mittens on your hands (not your head), and don't let your smart home device DJ your next party - unless you're really into 70s disco!
Thanks for listening!