Does your Elf on the Shelf have a wife, a kid, two pets and an elaborate pranking schedule? Do you make matching Turkey Trot shirts for the family? Does the first Day of School Fairy bringing new books, backpacks, lunchboxes and positive affirmations? Or does simply reading those phrases cause you to break out in hives? Whether you love to go all out, or keep it very reigned in, this episode has all the holiday validation you might need! 

**DISCLAIMER: don't listen to this episode with your Santa/Tooth Fairy/Leprechaun/Easter Bunny believers!**