What time is it? Time for a totally normal holiday special, right? Wrong! Finn and Jake are on a mission to discover the secret of the Ice King's evil secret tapes, and what evil secrets they may hold. Back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus talk about the episode, blah blah blah. In more important updates, Empress Godqueen Velvet is ecstatic to be acknowledged as the superior being that she is by the pathetic humans. Will this be enough to save them from the heat of the flamethrower that her ladyship bought on eBay? Or will a human sized flame-artillery prove too large for guinea pig paws? Tune in and find out!