Every once in a while, the internet remembers that conchs have eyes, wild looking colored things sitting at the ends of stalks like a creature watching you on behalf of Jareth the Goblin King as you navigate The Labyrinth. The internet remembered this fact again this week. I don’t think much about mollusks, their morphology, or how they experience the universe. When I eat an oyster or mussel, it’s usually in a single bite without appreciating its body.