This week Racist Old Man Steve King learns the difference between Apple and Google

President Trump threatens a government shut down because he's not at all insecure about his penis size

Scumbag John Edwards is used to defend Scumbag President Trump

Bullshit correspondent Holly Schmidt introduces a new segment called "Holy shit that's some bullshit with Holly Schmidt"

Prime Minister May put's Mary Poppins to shame

And Nobody wants to be President Trump's Chief of Staff