This week on New Release … trout sniffers Ashley, Derrick, and Drew galavant around NYC playing a deadly game of cat and mouse. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is exactly the same as Home Alone except the Wet Bandits be Sticky and that misunderstood Old Man is now a Pigeon Gal. New city, same old Kev. Armed with a Talkboy and wads of cash, it’s time for this plucky kid to kick ice cream and eat butt—WAIT—that’s backwards. Anyway, if you’ve been dying to see what a G-rated Saw movie would be like, this is your ticket. Besides, it’s not Christmas until you learn the true meaning of family from a kid’s movie. Join us for one wet and wild sleigh ride by searching ‘New Release’ on Spotify or Apple to subscribe. Ho-ho-Home Alone!

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