Stacey, Kes, and Hollis share their techniques for navigating thorny family gatherings. Additional talking points: Rocky Mountain oysters, conservative hippies, and IKEA meatball fairies.

Content notice: mentions of unhealthy substance use, disordered eating, and suicide.

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