Tim is plagued by the incessant soul-crushing pecking of a nearby woodpecker. Brad fakes sick when he can't finish his math homework, and Randy tries to get with Jennifer. On Tool Time, things... seem to be okay, for once.

Our mission: using only major plot points from episode summaries online, we improvise the story of each episode of the hit '90s sitcom Home Improvement.

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