I could have included McDonald's pie in the title, or 7/11's new coffee flavors, or "History" because half the review is a historical lesson rather than actually discussing the jelly or the company's influence and how it nearly single-handedly created a market for konjac-based snacks, but honestly I adore how Hometown Hortons sounds. It came accidentally and naturally, and it just rolls off the tongue beautifully, so I stan.

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Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

News theme: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl Route 210

Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme

Closing Themes:

Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl Snowpoint City theme remix (source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXhAn9J51g)

Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf