The police are at your door, and you don't know why; welcome to the wonderful world of Artifice Accusations of Domestic Violence or AADV. That's only one fun fact about false accusations; you don't know you're a monster until a wall of blue looks at you like, well, you get it.

On today's show,

00:00 I came home to an empty house. Our relationship was over, but I never suspected my wife would steal everything we owned and leave without saying a word.

03:52 Welcome to the wonderful world of AADV -FUN FACT

06:05: Remain calm, or you’re probably going to jail. A guy kills ex’s boyfriend in front of my house

08:09 How to keep from getting a boot up your…

09:56 If you don’t know the local laws, it’s probably best to speak to an attorney

11:47 So, what is an order of protection?

16:26 Unfortunately, fate has chosen us accountable to pay for the DV perpetrator’s sins

18:09 My order of protection said the following:

19:04 Now we come to the Soul-Searching part.

20:03 My child ended up in the ER

24:22 And for a split second, I felt I could bring my wife back from the abyss.

30:10 Before I left NYC, I sent my children the following email.

35:17 Did she forget we kept weapons next to the bed, or was she legitimately trying to perform murder by cop?

37:04 One huge mistake I made

39:13: When life gave me a lemon, I said the hell with a glass. I’m making an international

lemonade franchise.